#john’s gate

[lulu2992]

It’s finally here! The first map of the Seeds’ bunkers!

I started with this one… and regretted it because it’s the biggest and most complicated. It also took me a while to figure out how they had numbered the floors. In the end, I decided that what they called “Floor -04” was indeed level -4 and numbered the others using this one as a reference.

If you haven’t already, I recommend you read this first to understand how stairs work and why I ended up with halves and fourths of floors.

Theoretically, John’s Gate probably is even bigger, but I’ve only drawn the parts we can see/visit in Far Cry 5. Also, in Far Cry New Dawn, the layout of “The Inquisitor’s Grave” is a bit different (they moved the Confession room closer to the silo), and the bunker Nick imagines in Lost on Mars looks more like Faith’s Gate.

Don’t hesitate to zoom in and/or open each picture in a new tab to see them better. And if you have questions or notice mistakes, feel free to ask or leave a comment! Enjoy :)

[vanityeden]

Where is God’s shrine, huh Joseph? Is that narcissism that I see??

[kuzuyamii]

happy anniversary to whatever is going on in this show

[lonionjon]

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Skrunkly (Cat!Jonathan) and Champion (Cat!Martin) design by @ultramarinaa 🎮

[jeyneofpoole]

i do want to expound on the absolutely groundbreaking levels of respect i have for terroramc adapting book irving (drowning in pussy fuckboy blond) into a cow-eyed brunet youth pastor telling sodomites to just. do watercolor instead. also the dress (!!!) and the homoerotic assisted suicide were and i cannot stress this enough a wholly original aspect of the show. truly inspired. they had a book written by a grown man beefing with greta thunberg, a cast of completely identical men, tobias menzies, and a dream.

[nucleqr]

so, i'm going feral right now just a little.

bonus: an extremely gratifying achievement to get as karlach

[bunnys-kisses]

(✿˵•́ ૩•̀˵)৴♡* bunny's fic/drabble rec's, summer 2024!

happy summer bunnies! i know as the weather heats up, it means it'll be more time to soak in those rays and that smut! while i am gettin' ready for my birthday fiasco (it's july 4th everyone), i thought i'd share some posts i've loved over the past little while!

call of duty

simon riley x housewife kink (rated: e) by @princessbrunette

fugitive!konig × naive!farmer!reader (rated: e) by @motomamita

simon shares - tf 141 x reader (rated: e) by @canyonmooncreations

barracks bunny!reader but price is extra possessive over her.. (rated: e) by @luvit

rugby player soap fucks you after a win.... (rated: e) by @vanderilnde

141 and each one of them have Bimbo girlfriends who have no idea what they do but just know they get treated well... (rated: e) by @dante-mightdie

in utero (john price) (rated: e) by @captainfern (i owe you my life for this one)

formula one

podium princess | ln + cs + cl (rated: e) by @thef1diary (major (//∀//))

rulebreaker | cs55 (rated: e) by @pedantic-poison

baldur's gate 3

midnight's embrace (halsin/reader/astarion) (rated: e) by @astarionancuntnin

beyond desperation (halsin) (rated: e) by @dragonsfictavern

mating season (halsin) (rating: e) by @dngrs-untld-hrshps-unnmbrd

no, my love. i'm not jealous of the walking encyclopedia. (astarion) (rated: e) by @lendeah

May I please beg for tiefling tav with Wyll who can't get enough.... (rated: e) by @newtabfics

wishin' everyone a safe summer! <3 xoxo, bunny

[ocegion]

In today's edition of 'I am feeling normal and okay about this fictional story'

[pisspurveyor]

blokes who bicker all day wind down by absolutely SCHLOPPIN' each other silly style

kissing practice with my current vice, bloodweave

[lulu2992]

The maps of the Seeds’ bunkers are almost ready to be posted! But first, I want to explain something about floors and stairs because I think it’s a bit confusing (and figuring that out took me some time).

There are three main types of stairs used in the bunkers. In the Arcade Editor, they are called “SILO STAIRS 01”, “SILO CORRIDOR STAIRS”, and “CATWALK CONCRETE STAIRS”. Here they are in this order in John’s Gate, inside of Jacob’s Armory, and outside of it:

Sometimes, signs tell you where you are in the bunkers, like in the examples below in Jacob’s Armory (the Storage Room is on level 2 and the Mess Hall on Floor -01) and in John’s Gate (here, you are in SILO C and on Floor -05).

The game considers that every time you use a staircase, you go up or down one floor. That sounds logical... but that’s not exactly true.

The problem, as I’ve come to realize, is that the stairs aren’t all the same size and that SILO STAIRS 01 is actually twice as high as the other two! So if we consider that we go down/up one floor when we use SILO STAIRS 01, it turns out we only go down/up 0.5 floor when we use SILO CORRIDOR STAIRS or CATWALK CONCRETE STAIRS.

As you can see below, you need to assemble two SILO CORRIDOR STAIRS or two CATWALK CONCRETE STAIRS to equate to one SILO STAIRS 01.

It makes sense, in fact, since SILO STAIRS 01 has 20 steps and the other two only have 10, but they apparently didn’t always take that into account when they numbered the floors in the Seeds’ bunkers.

So the rule isn’t 1 staircase = 1 floor as the game suggests; the rule I’ve decided to follow for my maps is 5 steps = 0.25 floor. Because yes, in some (rare) cases, there also are quarters of floors, like in the entrance to John’s Gate (called SILO ENTRANCE UNDERGROUND in the Arcade Editor):

Anyway, that’s basically how stairs work in the bunkers! This post also explains why you’ll see half-levels and sometimes even fourths of levels on my maps, and why my floor numbers don’t always match the ones the game gives us :’)

[vanityeden]

There are two kinds of Peggies when it comes to passing time.

[mossmx]

Fiorello non gliene frega niente degli insulti lui e Ama si sono divertiti THEY MIGHT BE CRINGE BUT THEY ARE FREE

[howlerbat]

[kibagib]

Finally done with the Color Wheel Challenge

[connorsui]

“They are not even that good?”

You take those fucking words and shove them back down ur throat until you feel every essence of acidity inside your organs

THEIR ART AND THEIR WAY OF WRITING IS THE ONLY REASON WHY I KEEP FALLING IN LOVE WITH THE. SAME. FUCKING. CHARACTERS

they can write them doing the most beautiful thing imaginable, and it will have me gripping the cell bars of heaven to reach Satan's den

They can draw them in a style so unique and fulfilling that every day, you will find me coming back to them on all fours, hoping and praying they release another finished completed work that they are happy with

AND WITHOUT THEM I WOULD BE NOTHINGGGG

[nucleqr]

i never posted the full initial conversation that astarion and karlach had before going to the hells, so i'll do that now before i go ahead and delete all my files

"astarion. no."